The plural of moose is meese

Hello. I'm Vanessa. I talk to myself.

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Sherlock Holmes:
You've never complained about my methods before.
Dr. Watson:
I'm not complaining.
Sherlock Holmes:
You're not? What do you call this?
Dr. Watson:
I never complain! How am I complaining? When do I ever complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess, your general lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?
Sherlock Holmes:
Uh, we have a barter system...
Dr. Watson:
When have I ever complained about you setting fire to my rooms?
Sherlock Holmes:
Our rooms...
Dr. Watson:
The rooms! Or, or, the fact that you experiment on my dog?
Sherlock Holmes:
Our dog...
Dr. John Watson:
The dog!
Sherlock Holmes:
Gladstone is our dog!

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Dr. Watson:
You've been in this room for two weeks, I insist you have to get out.
Sherlock Holmes:
There is absolutely nothing of interest to me, out there, on earth, at all.

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Butters:
And so then, Skeletor told Terminator he wanted a divorce, and apparently it's all gonna be finalized soon.
Stan:
Dude, Butters, how many times do we have to go over this? That's not Skeletor, that's a woman named Maria Shriver.
Butters:
Uh but, then, why does his face look like that?

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Nick:
What are you afraid of the dark?
Winston:
No, I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert. I don't want him to wander.

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